Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet snake 🐍 Akira about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

modern cryptography Santa Claus equal rights high speed rail Brexit the birds and the bees the heat death of the universe voting demographics prison overpopulation the Easter bunny

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