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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet snake 🐍 Trotsky about …

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the history of amazing investment opportunities my use of offensive language this amazing sponge recipe ...sentient creatures artificial intelligence metallurgy biodiversity Bitcoin the merits of pineapple on pizza

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