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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet snake 🐍 Hufflepuff about …

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my use of offensive language theoretical linguistics how to make decent pastry metallurgy self-driving cars electrical engineering antibiotic resistant bacteria ...sentient creatures socialism ancient Greek mythology

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