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I was talking to my pet
cat 🐈
Dixie
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random pathetic excuse
socialism
pedicures
amazing investment opportunities
bank interest rates
the heat death of the universe
chronic alcoholism
Santa Claus
equal rights
smart home gadgetry
famous authors of the nineteenth century
Privacy policy
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Dan
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