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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet cat 🐈 Rufus about …

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...sentient creatures ...foreign policy fairies modern cryptography the neighbour's hedge chronic alcoholism the merits of pineapple on pizza my use of offensive language Richard Dawkins the Kama Sutra

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