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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
cat 🐈
Professor
Sparkles
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
astrophysics
this amazing sponge recipe
Donald Trump
plastic pollution
feminism
HDMI cables
peace in the Middle East
democracy
the surveillance state
politics
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.