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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
cat 🐈
Mrs
Sparkles
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
prison overpopulation
electrical engineering
handbags
HDMI cables
the Monty Hall problem
artificial intelligence
fibre optics
the influence of the Mafia
climate change
public relations
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.