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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
cat 🐈
Lola
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
building regulations
bank interest rates
chronic alcoholism
my use of offensive language
earthquakes
plastic pollution
frisbees
black holes
quantum physics
yoga
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.