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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
cat 🐈
Dr
Stink
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxation
molecular biology
democracy
ancient Greek mythology
hair loss
the influence of the Mafia
earthquakes
the Monty Hall problem
the history of
Buddha
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.