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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
cat 🐈
Ms
Stink
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
fibre optics
wildfires
squirrels
amazing investment opportunities
fairies
...sentient creatures
quantum physics
...foreign policy
handbags
socialism
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.