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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
rabbit 🐰
Stella
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
the neighbour's hedge
equal rights
building regulations
democracy
plastic pollution
astrophysics
famous authors of the nineteenth century
the heat death of the universe
Bitcoin
the Kama Sutra
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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