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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
rabbit 🐰
Dr
Wibble
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
prison overpopulation
the Easter bunny
trigonometry
Donald Trump
self-driving cars
socialism
amazing investment opportunities
cytology
the Monty Hall problem
peace in the Middle East
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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