Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Wibble about …

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Santa Claus hair loss the ageing population self-driving cars ...sentient creatures Buddha fibre optics the war on drugs renewable energy antibiotic resistant bacteria

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