Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet rabbit 🐰 Rufus about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pedicures frisbees this amazing sponge recipe famous authors of the nineteenth century socialism bank interest rates voting demographics my use of offensive language climate change Richard Dawkins

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.