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I was talking to my pet
rabbit 🐰
Murphy
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the Kama Sutra
this amazing sponge recipe
trigonometry
electrical engineering
cytology
prison overpopulation
Brexit
discrete mathematics
...sentient creatures
socialism
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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