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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet rabbit 🐰 Ziggy about …

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the Kama Sutra theoretical linguistics pedicures peace in the Middle East self-driving cars quantum physics airport flight paths my use of offensive language the Easter bunny trigonometry

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