Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Cuddles about …

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chronic alcoholism climate change fairies peace in the Middle East mineralogy fibre optics the heat death of the universe the Monty Hall problem squirrels wildfires

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