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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Cuddles about …

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politics the surveillance state famous authors of the nineteenth century fairies Game of Thrones self-driving cars the birds and the bees astrophysics the merits of pineapple on pizza airport flight paths

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