Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet rabbit 🐰 Weasley about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

...foreign policy self-driving cars the Monty Hall problem lyme disease voting demographics peace in the Middle East the merits of pineapple on pizza squirrels ...sentient creatures the heat death of the universe

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