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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
rabbit 🐰
Spock
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
the influence of the Mafia
democracy
Brexit
the merits of pineapple on pizza
molecular biology
equal rights
fibre optics
fairies
politics
my use of offensive language
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.