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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
hug
a magpie
in
a service station
in
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Swindon
Modbury
Olney
Bradley Stoke
Queenborough-in-Sheppey
Willenhall
Market Rasen
Ripley
Alford
Yarmouth
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