Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My daughter tried to cuddle a swan 🦢 in an Ikea in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Prescot Highbridge Colyton Maidenhead Ollerton and Boughton Moreton-in-Marsh Midsomer Norton Leyburn Wolsingham Kingston-upon-Thames

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.