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Child escapades

My daughter tried to cuddle a swan 🦢 in a supermarket in …

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Bletchley and Fenny Stratford Newlyn Aldeburgh Stainforth Fordingbridge Market Deeping South Molton Marlborough Thaxted Ashby Woulds

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