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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
cuddle
a magpie
in
a nature reserve
in
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Rye
Lowestoft
Uxbridge
Wigan
Norton-on-Derwent
Seaford
Dereham
Bracknell
Mere
Rayleigh
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