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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
cuddle
a pigeon
in
a woodland
in
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Westhoughton
Maidstone
Warminster
Chipping Campden
Clun
Ivybridge
Portishead and North Weston
Scarborough
Swanley
Wembley
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