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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
cuddle
a squirrel
in
a nature reserve
in
…
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Kenilworth
Corbridge
Norton-on-Derwent
Bewdley
Gillingham
Langport
Burntwood
Diss
Neston
Leyland
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