Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My daughter tried to sing to a swan 🦢 in a zoo in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Bodmin Lydney Brackley Mablethorpe and Sutton Earby St Ives Queenborough-in-Sheppey Todmorden North Tawton Accrington

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.