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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
sing to
a coot
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a playground
a field
a woodland
a golf club
a cinema
a coffee shop
a library
a taxi rank
a restaurant
a park
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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