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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
sing to
a squirrel
in
a corner shop
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Ilford
Lytham St Annes
Orpington
Heathfield
Ponteland
Workington
Bingley
Earby
West Bromwich
Exmouth
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