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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
sing to
a squirrel
in
a nature reserve
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Marazion
Horsforth
Ashton-under-Lyne
Welwyn Garden City
St Blaise
Rochester
Waltham Cross
Reigate
Leek
Blyth
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