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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
wrestle with
a swan 🦢
in
a station
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Arlesey
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Leatherhead
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Shifnal
Kimberley
Fordingbridge
Leyton
West Bromwich
Bexhill-on-Sea
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