Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
wrestle with
a swan 🦢
in
a supermarket
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Staveley
Howden
Shoreham-by-Sea
Orford
Minehead
Wood Green
Stockton-on-Tees
Colchester
Sleaford
Luton
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.