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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
wrestle with
a coot
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a woodland
a coffee shop
a golf club
a library
a nature reserve
a park
a supermarket
a school
a taxi rank
an Ikea
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.