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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
wrestle with
a magpie
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a cinema
a station
a playground
a library
a park
an Ikea
a corner shop
a taxi rank
a zoo
a golf club
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Dan
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