Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
wrestle with
a robin
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a supermarket
a school
a library
a zoo
a corner shop
a taxi rank
a cinema
a park
a playground
a nature reserve
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.