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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
wrestle with
a pigeon
in
a taxi rank
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Thirsk
Windsor
Wilton
Louth
Thetford
Gateshead
High Wycombe
Dalton Town with Newton
Thornaby-on-Tees
Yarm
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Dan
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