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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
wrestle with
a mouse 🐁
in
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a nature reserve
a taxi rank
a zoo
a school
a field
a woodland
a golf club
a hospital
an Ikea
a cinema
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