Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My daughter tried to wrestle with a raccoon 🦝 in a zoo in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Hounslow Chatteris Kirkby-in-Ashfield Earley Epworth Ross-on-Wye Chesterfield Bungay Queenborough-in-Sheppey Dinnington St John's

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.