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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
wrestle with
a squirrel
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
East Cowes
Stafford
Cheltenham
Todmorden
Newark-on-Trent
Hastings
Gravesend
Wendover
Bootle
Colyton
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