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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
untangle
a blackbird
in
a coffee shop
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Bradford-on-Avon
Workington
Banbury
Abingdon-on-Thames
Ealing
Sandhurst
Diss
Bacup
Gateshead
Godmanchester
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