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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
untangle
a blackbird
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a playground
a service station
a field
a woodland
a taxi rank
a station
a cinema
an Ikea
a zoo
a supermarket
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.