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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
untangle
a duck 🦆
in
a taxi rank
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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West Bromwich
Selby
Uxbridge
Fleetwood
Newcastle-under-Lyme
Swindon
Melton Mowbray
Morecambe
Patchway
Ferndown
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