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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
tussle with
a swan 🦢
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a park
a service station
a station
a taxi rank
a field
a woodland
a zoo
a nature reserve
a golf club
a corner shop
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.