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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
tussle with
a squirrel
in
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a field
a school
a park
a zoo
a library
a restaurant
a playground
a taxi rank
a hospital
a corner shop
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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