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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
treat
a swan 🦢
in
a golf club
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Maghull
Bishop's Stortford
Warwick
Saltash
Burford
Yeovil
Ponteland
Wath-upon-Dearne
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