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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
survey
a swan 🦢
in
a coffee shop
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Stockport
Worthing
Ferndown
Poole
Gillingham
Battle
Shifnal
Ilfracombe
Ipswich
Nelson
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