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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
steal from
a swan 🦢
in
a golf club
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Horwich
Newport Pagnell
Grimsby
Newquay
Ashford
Farnham
Workington
Haslingden
Poole
Mere
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