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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
steal from
a swan 🦢
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Alfreton
Torquay
Shanklin
East Retford
Darley Dale
Solihull
Melksham
Stockton-on-Tees
Longridge
Amersham
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