Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My daughter tried to steal from a koala 🐨 in an Ikea in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Darley Dale Beaconsfield Wivenhoe Chesham Haverhill Leighton-Linslade Wetherby Accrington Kirkbymoorside Winchelsea

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.