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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
steal from
a coot
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
an Ikea
a hospital
a park
a nature reserve
a woodland
a cinema
a library
a playground
a service station
a coffee shop
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.